from my state – literally and figuratively – and other places. i'm not in florida any more, but i haven't given up the sunshine.

10.10.2005

taking it off

breezing through airport security is a near science. check for metal: watch, earrings, etc. remove computer from bag. remove shoes. remove, as i heard one tsa agent say, “all garments down to your primary layer.” remove shoes. remove belt. undressing in front of total strangers is becoming commonplace.

last week, while taking off my belt in the security line, i realized that somehow i’d also managed to unbutton my pants in the process. it got me thinking: how long until focus on the family focuses on the fact that the tsa is teaching little girls that it’s perfectly fine to undress in public?

3 Comments:

Blogger Cindy said...

After the groping from a large, seemingly angry German woman in Frankfort, I am ready for Victoria's Secret to make a non-metallic underwire bra.

Perhaps Focus on the Family will also have something to say about all the same-sex touching in airports.

10/10/2005 01:19:00 PM

 
Blogger Amanda said...

"FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY!"--i finally bought the sticker, damn it!!

10/10/2005 01:41:00 PM

 
Blogger Kiker said...

Just think of TSA as providing all of the closet exhibitionists with the ability to fulfill their fantasy. It is a service, really.

10/11/2005 10:00:00 AM

 

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